• We’ve recently added the concept of Mac-assed apps to our lexicon. I’d like to contribute another category of apps and devices: Smart-assed. This describes things that try to out guess the user in unhelpful and annoying ways, like turning down the air conditioning when you place the car in park.

  • Why was it necessary to grind up Hello Kitty and serve her for lunch? 🐾

  • Okay turns out Trombone Shorty is next up! We didn’t know. We were gifted these tickets. That was St. Paul and the Broken Bones.

  • Hit the ball for god’s sake! ⚾️

  • Chew toy sprinkled in dirt? Job’s done. 👷‍♂️

  • The world might have been a better place if their names had been Steve Naps and Bill Bridges. Think about it.

  • Fats Navarro w/ Don Lanphere

    🎵 It blows my mind that I studied with Don and knew him a little bit. He was a musically-demanding perfectionist, but was a good guy with a kind heart. He used to tell me how much he and Charlie Parker hated Paul Desmond. 😆

  • I continue to wonder when the hell Spotify is going to ship a basic yet somehow novel accessibility feature called light mode. 🤔

  • I was already into computers, so I got tapped to make a webpage to promote the CD. The obscenely long URL for which is printed on the back of the jewel case. One notable 90s quirk is that URLs often would often end in htm instead of html. I think this was because I made it on Windows 3.1!

  • When I was a kid, our 6th grade class recorded an album. My dad worked for Muzak, and was able to pull in some favors to assist with its production. The result aired nationally in every McDonald’s for a period of time. Someone’s selling a copy on eBay right now: www.ebay.com/itm/32665…

  • Lil Finder Guy is adorable! I’d like to see him in a webcomic with Discord’s Wumpus. 😆 basicappleguy.com/basicappl…

  • I have one truly great brand idea.

  • And here’s a possibly controversial hot 🍕 take: Pizza without pepperoni isn’t pizza at all! #ATP

  • I have many thoughts about the latest ATP member special. 🍕 atp.fm/atp-tier-…

    My 2 cents: Pagliacci’s Diavola is IMO one of the best pizzas in Seattle. The soppressata + hot honey combo is wonderful. Fight me, Marco (jk). 😆 pagliacci.com/order/pro…

  • The entire front page of USA Today this morning.

  • Playdate has a Gameboy emulator called Playboy. 😆 github.com/adamsouta… #SFW

  • xkcd: Tariffs xkcd.com/3073/

  • In a way, it’s kinda funny that we’re putting tariffs on penguins. It’s at least consistent with our moronic past. I’m reminded that in 1856, we literally went to war over hundreds of islands full of bird shit that we wanted to harvest. Look it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guan…

  • Not my cat meowing at me this morning for food like she was gonna SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION from me. 🐾

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